Instead, he ends up in his fictional hometown of Stoolbend, Va., married to his high school sweetheart and combining families into their own “Brady Bunch,” though without the gay architect father and sexual relationship between mother and oldest son, as Cleveland points out. If you’ve heard anything about the show or watched the opening title sequence, you know Cleveland’s life doesn’t quite pan out that way. After losing his house to his ex-wife and having Peter crash into his bathroom for the final time, Cleveland decides to pack up all his belongings and his formerly thin, hyperactive/now overweight, soft-spoken son to follow his dream of being a baseball scout in California. Tonight was the night when Cleveland finally made his move. Cleveland himself even mentioned it to Quagmire while they were chained up in the basement during an episode last fall. The night of premieres started off with the first episode of “The Cleveland Show.” Word got out last year that the Griffin family’s deli-owning neighbor from across the street was going to get his own show. “The Simpsons,” which sits there like Australia, but like any experienced Risk player will tell you from his parents’ basement, you can never overtake Australia. Then Sunday night as the 2009-10 season kicked off, MacFarlane seized the 8:30 continent with “The Cleveland Show.” All that’s left is the good old 8 p.m.

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